What Katie Did

2008-08-24T06:39:00.001-07:00

I hope I advertise

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2008-08-18T13:00:00.001-07:00

I appear to have gone a bit quiet....

Inbox

2008-04-22T02:27:00.001-07:00

It's time you got a new card, Katie
A Luxury Holiday in Scotland Awaits You, Katie
Katie, watch April's best videos!
Get Your Body Bikini Ready, Katie
Complimentary Oyster Card, Katie
iPhone Sweepstakes Notice for Katie
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[Final Notice] Loan Confirmation for Katie

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my top ten favourite films of the year

2008-01-07T08:10:00.001-08:00

1. On the 1st of January I told my dad I saw Blow Up recently. He told us stories about the 60s.
2. On the 2nd of January we watched Letter to Brezhnev on DVD. I want a face like Margi Clarke.
3. On the 3rd of January I saw a poster for a film by Michel Gondry with Jack Black and Mos Def
4. On the 4th of January we watched Doctor Zhivago on THREE DVDs and I left the room because things kept happening.
5. On the 5th of January I suggested playing Doctor Zhivago again on mute as visuals for the house party. We put a Siouxsie and the Banshees concert DVD on instead.
6. On the 6th of January we watched If... on TV. In bed I felt good and strange.
7. On the 7th of January I bought a Jane Fonda tea towel
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can you please

2008-01-04T05:06:00.001-08:00

can you please make the walls stop with that chesire ct grin

before the night owl before you cannot

take a beat to the square and relax

take a prowl to the bridge and relax

before you run away from me and you are lost in my sheets

the beat goes around and around and around and around and

come and let it out

throw it all away in the blue gold ddddaaannncccecec

is your jigsaw falling out of place???????

it was beautiful like dreaming of clouds

2007-12-04T03:44:00.001-08:00

Get closer to the jungle. I'm a Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here!

2007-11-23T16:10:00.001-08:00

I went out and danced in circles last night with my dear friend malcolm

His eyes were wild with noise

and once again i cannot sleep

look at the stars fall down

2007-11-20T14:15:00.000-08:00

...it suits you

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J

2007-11-20T05:23:00.001-08:00

J came round today and we jus HUNG OUT. It fell like an Andy Worhol film. We kept sayinf each others names. It was fun

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lov you J

xxK

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the right stough

2007-11-14T18:20:00.001-08:00

Five Men and Two Babies Means Boats Crusing Through
Ferries in August
What You Read Becomes What You Listen Two
His Voice May Be More High Pitched Than Yours Even if
You are a Different Sex Age Race and Face
Don't Become Ahead of Yourself Become Equal to Joey

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hanging tough

2007-11-14T18:13:00.001-08:00

it's easy to forget when no women or men are honking
at you or putting drinks on your hands. or holding
your feet so that you feel you might be stepping on
them yourselves, and getting paid for it by someone
else who is also your friend. somehow else. it's
easy to forget if you don't remember so remember: what
i did today is what you should do tomorrow.

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2007-11-13T03:39:00.001-08:00

Shoop shoop, shoop de-lang-a-lang
Shoop shoop, shoop de-lang-a-lang
Shoop shoop, shoop de-lang-a-lang
Shoop shoop, shoop de-lang-a-lang
Shoop shoop, shoop de-lang-a-lang
Shoop shoop, shoop de-lang-a-lang
Shoop shoop, shoop de-lang-a-lang
Shoop shoop, shoop de-lang-a-lang

2007-11-05T07:45:00.001-08:00

Today I made lingerie http://www.whatkatiedid.com/

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2007-11-04T16:11:00.001-08:00

health and safety tells me to sleep more

2007-11-02T08:25:00.000-07:00

I smoked a cigarette and it told me to smoke another

at work

2007-11-02T03:33:00.001-07:00

I'm at work. Every day at work I have to record the company's answer machine message. It is different every day, but only very slightly. There's only one very slight detail that is changed every day, and every day I have to record the company's answer machine message, the one that is very slightly different from the day before. Well, you understand what I mean. I'm just terrified that someone will make an art project out of it.

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circles

2007-11-01T12:53:00.001-07:00

purple lavender helix filled balloons seemed to fall from the sky as he cut into my hair.

did my silver blonde become tainted in the light

can someone please buy me a smoke circle

wine

today I painted my room...

2007-10-30T15:29:00.001-07:00

...GOLD

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Please

2007-10-30T09:24:00.001-07:00

Never Understand Animals

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2007-10-29T10:06:00.000-07:00

AVAILABLE:

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NOT AVAILABLE: SPACE BELOW THIS LINE:

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what katie be-ed

2007-10-29T06:44:00.001-07:00

i got danced on yesterday afternoon. it was really
not the thing i wanted most 'that day' as there was
dust everywhere as well as cassette tape covers with
only the stickers (you know, blue heart, yellow
guitar, black lightning sign and white teacup, next to
long thin underlined places to put your name and/or
name of the album and/or singer/band) yech imagine
finding only dust and those things, plus with cracks,
and also a couple of screws and manuals but no THINGS.
to be danced on top of that is no good or not that good.

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Katie's diary

2007-10-29T04:52:00.000-07:00

To Do List:

1. Create more innovative words. Use Gertrude Stein for inspiration.

2. Start word game on this blog alog the lines of "Consequences" (see below for start) and invite the disparate parts of Katie to engage in its completion.

3. Become head-spinny from sheer difficulty of creating ideologically innovative language and make cup of tea.

4. Consider the lily.

5. Decide to do list is taking more time than essay that should be writing.

CONSEQUENCES

A word game where one sentence/two sentences are written by one contestant and then added to by subsequent others. Usually paper based where the paper can be folded over to leave just one intriguing word showing. As this isn't possible online, we will just have to have the full text seen, and a commitment to adding on as disjointed text as possible.

To start:

A boyish, intrepid explorer entered the forest where many fallen trees had hidden old tracker paths that hunters once used to find deer. It was overcast and his green boots were muddy. A rich smell of earth permeated the spring air. SUDDENLY...

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fodder

2007-10-25T14:54:00.001-07:00

nosebag

breadcrumb trail

1.katie is great. katie is a princess in a fairytale. katie will grow up won day and marry a hamsom prince. they will sing on the beach together like they are dreaming. katie will have lots of horses and ride on horses and people will look at her wearever she goes. She will have lots of babies and dress them in pink if they are girl babies and blue if they are boy babies.

cheese on sprung trap

tuppence a bag

2.I don't know what I want to be when I am an adult but I hope to have a rewarding career. I am very interested in currant affairs and I watch the news regularly with my mother and father before we sit up at the table for tea. I would like very much to read the news but I would like to get an apropriate hairstyle first as it is simply very important to not get your hair in your eyes when you are reading from the teleprompter.

ketamine is a horse tranquilliser

give him pot pourri and he does perfume farts

3.I like wearing mummy's clothes. I'd like to be a mummy so I would have lots and lots of clothes to try on.

Answers: 1.Katie Price/Jordan, 2.Kate Adie, 3.Kate Moss

the taste of a human hand

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my final post

2007-10-25T09:20:00.001-07:00

In which I end and Katie begins…