Friday 23 November 2007

I went out and danced in circles last night with my dear friend malcolm
His eyes were wild with noise
and once again i cannot sleep
look at the stars fall down
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Tuesday 20 November 2007

...it suits you

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J

J came round today and we jus HUNG OUT. It fell like an Andy Worhol film. We kept sayinf each others names. It was fun

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lov you J

xxK

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Wednesday 14 November 2007

the right stough

Five Men and Two Babies Means Boats Crusing Through
Ferries in August
What You Read Becomes What You Listen Two
His Voice May Be More High Pitched Than Yours Even if
You are a Different Sex Age Race and Face
Don't Become Ahead of Yourself Become Equal to Joey

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hanging tough

it's easy to forget when no women or men are honking
at you or putting drinks on your hands. or holding
your feet so that you feel you might be stepping on
them yourselves, and getting paid for it by someone
else who is also your friend. somehow else. it's
easy to forget if you don't remember so remember: what
i did today is what you should do tomorrow.


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Tuesday 13 November 2007


Shoop shoop, shoop de-lang-a-lang
Shoop shoop, shoop de-lang-a-lang
Shoop shoop, shoop de-lang-a-lang
Shoop shoop, shoop de-lang-a-lang
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Monday 5 November 2007

Today I made lingerie http://www.whatkatiedid.com/
 


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Sunday 4 November 2007

health and safety tells me to sleep more

Friday 2 November 2007

I smoked a cigarette and it told me to smoke another

at work

 
 
 
 
I'm at work. Every day at work I have to record the company's answer machine message. It is different every day, but only very slightly. There's only one very slight detail that is changed every day, and every day I have to record the company's answer machine message, the one that is very slightly different from the day before. Well, you understand what I mean. I'm just terrified that someone will make an art project out of it.
 
 
 


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Thursday 1 November 2007

circles

purple lavender helix filled balloons seemed to fall from the sky as he cut into my hair.
did my silver blonde become tainted in the light
can someone please buy me a smoke circle
wine
 

Tuesday 30 October 2007

today I painted my room...

...GOLD

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Monday 29 October 2007

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what katie be-ed

i got danced on yesterday afternoon. it was really
not the thing i wanted most 'that day' as there was
dust everywhere as well as cassette tape covers with
only the stickers (you know, blue heart, yellow
guitar, black lightning sign and white teacup, next to
long thin underlined places to put your name and/or
name of the album and/or singer/band) yech imagine
finding only dust and those things, plus with cracks,
and also a couple of screws and manuals but no THINGS.
to be danced on top of that is no good or not that good.


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Katie's diary

To Do List:
 
1. Create more innovative words. Use Gertrude Stein for inspiration.
 
2. Start word game on this blog alog the lines of "Consequences" (see below for start) and invite the disparate parts of Katie to engage in its completion.
 
3. Become head-spinny from sheer difficulty of creating ideologically innovative language and make cup of tea.
 
4. Consider the lily.
 
5. Decide to do list is taking more time than essay that should be writing.
 
CONSEQUENCES
 
A word game where one sentence/two sentences are written by one contestant and then added to by subsequent others. Usually paper based where the paper can be folded over to leave just one intriguing word showing. As this isn't possible online, we will just have to have the full text seen, and a commitment to adding on as disjointed text as possible.
 
To start:
 
A boyish, intrepid explorer entered the forest where many fallen trees had hidden old tracker paths that hunters once used to find deer. It was overcast and his green boots were muddy. A rich smell of earth permeated the spring air. SUDDENLY...


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Thursday 25 October 2007

fodder

nosebag
 
breadcrumb trail
 
1.katie is great. katie is a princess in a fairytale. katie will grow up won day and marry a hamsom prince. they will sing on the beach together like they are dreaming. katie will have lots of horses and ride on horses and people will look at her wearever she goes. She will have lots of babies and dress them in pink if they are girl babies and blue if they are boy babies.
 
cheese on sprung trap
 
tuppence a bag
 
2.I don't know what I want to be when I am an adult but I hope to have a rewarding career. I am very interested in currant affairs and I watch the news regularly with my mother and father before we sit up at the table for tea. I would like very much to read the news but I would like to get an apropriate hairstyle first as it is simply very important to not get your hair in your eyes when you are reading from the teleprompter.
 
ketamine is a horse tranquilliser
 
give him pot pourri and he does perfume farts
 
 
3.I like wearing mummy's clothes. I'd like to be a mummy so I would have lots and lots of clothes to try on.
 
 
 
 
 
 
Answers: 1.Katie Price/Jordan, 2.Kate Adie, 3.Kate Moss
 
the taste of a human hand
 
 
 


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my final post

In which I end and Katie begins…